housewifeswag:

bayareamom:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

Wtf

this fucked me up

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips

japancamerahunter:

Nice goggles #lens #leica #leitz